The gate opens…

F: So, we meet again!
T: Uh… again?
F: I met you before. Only then you were kind of small, and made of a weird plastic that people thought was really neat and scifi in the early 90s.
T: Oh, that was my kid brother ceedee. I am elpee. And there’s actually two of me. For the price of one.
F: Word. And who’s paying?
T: Shut up.
F: Shut what?
T: I said shut up. Do you also ask how much rent they’re paying at the supermarket?! And the colour of your cab driver’s underwear?
F: I don’t really shop at supermarkets.
T: But do you like underwear?!
F: I … guess I do.
T: There you go.
F: …
L: Who made the neat metallic logos?
T: It’s silver silk screening, jerk. Frida and Elin at FEJC made them.
F: I like them.
T: “Like” them?
F: …
T: Do you know how much work went into making them?
F: No.
T: It’s all manual, bigot. Open your mouths. Both of you.
L: What, me too?
T: Keep still. I’m going to separate you from your tounges.
F: But you’re a record.
T: TWO records, hareng’s piss!!!
L: Wait a minute. If you’re that guy’s big brother, why were you born after him? The release is on sunday.
T: I said bigger, not older.
F: You are out of line, even for a record.
T: TWO!
L: But we like you, both of you, attitude and all.
T: Yeah, yeah. Get lost.